Cleanse Cleanse Cleanse!

I just came back from the hospital. Have been suffering from horrible fever and nausea for four days since I got back from NY. I have been in bed during the golden week holidays...Apparently, I am infected with a virus. I have not been able to eat anything for the past few days except for some fruit and been drinking lots and lots of "Pokari Sweat" (what an awful name!!!)to prevent dehydration. I hate to put something chemical in my body when I am so weak but I have to admit that whoever devoloped this product should be applauded. A doctor told me that it was made originally as a medical product to prevent sick children from getting dehydrated. When you are nauseous, you can't even keep water in your stomach. Well, it works. Thank you, Pokari Sweat. Anyway, while in bed, I read three interesting bestsellers by health and anti-aging specialists; Dr. Nicholas Perricone's "The Perricone Promise!, Dr. Don Colbert's "Toxic Relief" and Kevin Trudeau's "Natural Cures." What they're basically saying is boost up your body's natural system and get rid of the toxic stuff that is clogging it up. Well, since I do need to lose weight and can't eat anyway, I decided to go on Dr. Colbert's toxic relief program. I even considered that famous "Master Cleanse Program" that is basically about drinking glasses of lemon juice with cayenne pepper and maple syrup for ten days. But I know I'll give up after the first day...I bet it tastes awful! At least Colbert's program allows you to drink fresh fruit juice which is yummier so... I desperately need to get stronger to fight off this virus!